Friday, November 03, 2006

Fanny e-Bandits

Somebody added me on msn last night, after reading this, I won't really have to explain anything.

DayaaN [got wood?]
Hiya
fun4younow_542
hi
DayaaN [got wood?]
who is this?
fun4younow_542
how are you
DayaaN [got wood?]
I'm good, yourself?
fun4younow_542
busy
DayaaN [got wood?]
Who is this by the way?
fun4younow_542
i am marko ia m in al bustan center you know
DayaaN [got wood?]
I don't think I know a Marko, you might have added me by mistake
fun4younow_542
hello you want to chat, hello
DayaaN [got wood?]
how'd you get my email anyway?
fun4younow_542
no i know you from zorpia
DayaaN [got wood?]
oh?
fun4younow_542
you know al bustan center far from ou
fun4younow_542
f*ck me



at this point I was laughing so hard , I was in tears


DayaaN [got wood?]
HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA
fun4younow_542
no really
fun4younow_542
f*ck me
fun4younow_542
*gives me a cell-phone number*
DayaaN [got wood?]
sorry pal, I don't swing that way

what he said soon after sent me into more spasms of uncontrollable laughter

fun4younow_542
try
fun4younow_542
come now
DayaaN [got wood?]
no thanks
DayaaN [got wood?]
I hope you find a lot of other fanny bandits , maybe even in Al Bustan :)


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That is all.

12 comments:

Jan said...

ahahahahahaaaaaaahhhaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!
Dayaan! lol..

I'm so lost for words!!
hahahahahahahaa...

Gosh!!

Sarah said...

lmao! oh my gosh..!!

that was so insane!

hahahahhahahahahahaha....

Anonymous said...

oh man...see...they're THAT desperate...they don't even bother checking the sex...or maybe he WAS gay...whichever...UGHH! :P

Dayaan Swiftheart W said...

He was gay alright :P, I checked his Zorpia account and I confirmed my 'suspicions' by looking at his only 'friend'.

Cuckud said...

lolz dayaan...u cud probably add diz dude 2 to da list of all those gay admirers of urz....
lolzzz....u got sum kinda effect i must say...:P
ESPECIALLY on guyz...:P
lmao....

Sarah said...

He's got this Gay vibe about him, it's scary. I guess it's just him being sweet and gay guys take that as a turn-on.
hahahhah....

Floo said...

hahahaha ... thats hilarious!
lol!
something like this happened on my msn too ... this girl from hi5 added me and she said this sort of crap too
except she lived in Pakistan and was talking in urdu >.<

Dayaan Swiftheart W said...

Hey Sakina , nice to see you here :).

Floo said...

^Sank you -_-

Anonymous said...

I was initially SO weirded out and I was smiling but in a creeped-out way? Like "Oh-well-you-smile-so-I-smile-but-my-best-attempt-is-this-highly-uncertain-one". But after reading all the comments...
Geez, Dee!! LOL!!!!! :D Kinda scary, but I love you. You really DO attract them, don't you? I mean...it's just the Dayaan phenomenon...You can't help how attractive random people find you! I'm SO amused right now. I'm just glad it's YOU though, coz I trust you to always take care of yourself around scary people. No worries here. ^_^ *hug*

Anonymous said...

Update time D! I can say that now cuz I've finally updated! lol..

h3lios said...

WTF!

LOL!

Just do a virus scan on your PC though (after updating obviously), some these arse bandits are the stalking type.

On the bright side, you can boast to the world about having universal appeal:P.

Oh and thanks for the APC recommendation. May the female groupies visit you in hordes to sign their bras....

Or whatever lies beneath,lol.

 
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