I hate Porsches and faggots who drive them

Some bellend parked his stupid Porsche behind my car in a lot yesterday, in a no parking zone, forming a third row.
I ended up calling the cops thinking they'd fix the situation and they told me they'd be at the lot in 5 minutes.

Feeling assured of revenge I sat down near a curb and a friendly cat came near me and I stroked it a bit.

Time passed by and no sign of a cop, me and Arnold even circled the area in his 'trep and the streets were devoid of any form of law enforcement.

"Wtf, there are usually about 2 cruisers circling this area"

"Fucked if I know"

It was around 1 O'Clock before I finally gave up and Arnold dropped me home,that faggot probably got away with it too.

If you drive a Porsche Carrera with the license plate number B41678, I WILL cut your tires you arse sniffing, cum bucket,

And don't even get me started on the Dubai Police.

/rant

P.S > Expect the entry about the little roadtrip I went on soon.