So recently I came across this anonymous chatroom called Omegle, it's basically the online equivalent of being thrust into a dark room with a complete stranger and forced into conversation.
This of course irked me, for no reason other than, what is an omegle?
My failure in finding a meaning behind it, and my newfound disdain in stupid words that lack a purpose other than to describe a retarded idea that it was made for...
...led me to write out this post at 5 minutes to 5 AM :).
Now I'm sure that, like me, you guys see how this idea can go terribly terribly wrong.
So I decided to try either annoying, or freaking out my given 'Stranger' into disconnecting, this way I can be a nuisance and nobody can really do anything about it. =D
I should give up therapy.
Anywhoooo..
Stranger: How are you?
You: I'm good
Stranger: where you from?
You: Croatia
You: what are hobbies?
Stranger: cool
Stranger: capoeira!
Stranger: are you man or woman?
You: wow
You: I like to nun slapping
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
SUCCESS!
Lets try again, I think I'm getting the hang of this :).
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: HEY
Stranger: hello
You: MOTHERFUCKER , GIVE ME BACK MY CAPSLOCK BITCH
You: FUCKER
You: GIVE
Stranger: son of a bitch fuck of
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I'm a pro!
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi
You: *drumroll*
Stranger: Huh?
You: NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP
You: NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN
You: NEVER GONNA TURN AROUND AND
Stranger: Asshole
You: DESERT YOU
You: NEVER GONNA LET YOU CRY
Stranger: Go to hell im leaving
You: NEVER GONNA SAY GOODBYE
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
w00t RickRoll' achievement!
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey
You: POOP ON MY FACE
Stranger: HAAHHAH
You: PLZ?
Stranger: that was funny XD
Stranger: d00000000d hizzlemynizzle yo
Stranger: wazzup?
You: MY BEARD DESIRES TO BE STAINED BY YOUR ARSE NUGGETS
Stranger: take that on my ass please!
Stranger: nananan sing with meh
Stranger: comeon comeon
Stranger: dont play so cocky come on.
You: look, I want to post this as a funny conversation on a website
You: why won't you cooperate?
Disconnected.
Well you can't win them all.
Also with that last one, I realise I'm in danger of raising a few eyebrows o.o.
Call me sick at will, if theres a job to be done, I'm going to do it right.
IshouldprobablybesupervisedbyentirelifeIknow
Bai <3
11 comments:
HAHAHAHAHAHHHA me doing this RIGHT NOW !!! :D !! HAHAHAHHA
In case you don't feel like chatting yourself: on http://www.tjetter.com you can also observe other people chatting in realtime :)
Guys, please sign off after you comment =/,
Sheikh, I don't think I knw you but thanks :).
@Anon, I almost thought you were a bot until I tried out the link haha.
Well you could still be a bot.
Shit,troll'd.
oho !! this is ritesh :-P
the rick rolling was awesome =D
LOL!
Loved the NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP one, you crazyhead! :D
OMG, that was so sick! Where the fcuk did you come up with ass nuggets?
I have a flair for most weird and unsightly things.
Thanks for reading :), care to introduce yourself?.
Dandu. Bwahahahahahahahaha. Skinny bugger! *shakes fist*
Osama :)
You got that right!
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